This article is writtten after the IWI belt was stolen from Flap, the big man is a bit upset and younger readers should get parents pemission before reading
Well hells bells ya'all I'm about as mad as an old junk yard maongral right about now! That low down dirty sum bitch Brett Michaels done gone an pissed me right off! after bitchen moanen and whinin I agree to give the a$ another shot and look what he do! He thinks it alright to hit me in my noggan and steal that there belt..Well I'm a gonna get that rat bastard one way or another!First off I gotta say a bog thankee to that wierd dude One Eyed Willy. He put himself out and helped me out and Ol Flapper never forgets a thing like at. I give ya my word that when me and him hook it up with them Tag champs I'll watch his back wit all I 's got.
Well it's been a spell since I benn able to sit the heck down and get mer thoughts out of paper. Alot has happened and alls I can say is WOW! I've not been seen around the NAW stompin grounds here lately havin to stay a lil closer to the home place. I wish all them fellers down yonder well and hope they keep on puttin out good stuff for the great fans down yonder, I's misses ya' all and hope to sees ya again after a spell. Now heres at home I been messen with them there folks at IWI a bit. Theys soem tough ol boys and Ol Flappers had his hands full messin with the likes of the rascle Brett Michaels, Jimmy Fitswell, and Fabulose freddy just to name a few. theys some great rasslers and I hope to climb the ranks there and get me a shot at tht IWI championship. I also been spending soem time with my old pard NWA-TNA Wildcat Chris Harris. He's always up for a party and yea haw did ol Flapper wake up groggy a few mornings his last time threw. that ol' boy can throw back the suds! I gota say thankee to Jason at Bleachers too he provided some cold one's for us wild boys and it sure is apprechamated! Untill next time ya all be good and YEA HAW!!!
the next article is writen just after Flapjack won the NAW championship
WHOO eeeee! I don't know what all to say about bein the new champ! I am so proud to wear this belt that I'm just about to bust. When I got into this crazy sport twelve years ago I never did think i'd see the day ol flapper would be anwerin to champ! I wanna take a sec to thank all the great folk in the NAW for givin me the chance to rassle for the heveywait champonship. Not to leve out all my good friends there in Cynthiana who came out to support me in the biggest match of my life. The only bad thing is that dirty dog Sheik couldnt leave me alone after the match and had to jump me! well I gotta say that next month on the 9th of July I will end this here thing between that nasty dude and me once and for all. I still have welps all up my back, and a bump on my noggin from that chain. By the way did ya all get a load of that there perfection? she tasted kinda like pudding! well I better go now and figure out what the hecky a NAW champion is posed to do! I just hope I do a good job for all the fans and the good people runnin the show in NAW. I promise with the help of all the good folks in Cynthaina, and all the fans of the NAW I will do my best to be a good champ, and to stomp a mud hole in Sheik Aftershock July 9th at the Cynthiana armory.
Flapjack Jones
